Real Housewives of Atlanta Season Premiere

Honey, the housewives of Atlanta are back and bigger than ever. This is where I think this season is going wrong. I know this is reality tv but alot of their businesses, pregnancies and beefs have already been discussed in cyber world already. Since the show is filmed months ago its kinda like knowing what Santa Claus brought you already.

Anywhoo, back to to ladies of Atlanta. The show opens with a very pregnant Kim. Kim and baby daddy, Kroy are expecting their bundle of joy and are moving into their new mansion. Kim and Kroy really appear to be in love. Kim’s slave, oops assistant, Sweetie has upgraded her look. Her appearance is about 37% better than last season. Kim and Kroy seem to be in their own bubble and didn’t interact with the other cast mates last night.

Kandi who has finally done something with her horrible hairstyle from last season; gets two thumbs up for the new weave. She actually doesn’t look broke down like last year. Kandi is starting her own sex toy line. Real classy Kandi. What da hell are you gonna tell your daughter about your too freaky azz? I got that your grown and so confident with your sexuality but dang!

Well, Sheree and Phaedra met Kandi at a high-end sex toy shop. Those sex toys were so hi-tech and unusual; it left Sheree and Phaedra scratching their heads as to which hole or whose hole to place it. Kandi to the rescue for a tutorial.

Cynthia is still boring as hell and is doing some Tyra Banks Top Model type business. She even brought in Ms. J. from American Top Model to help her with her business. Come on Cynthia you can do better than this.
We’ve seen this before.

Phaedra’s great Aunt died. She was at the funeral home handling the arrangements for the family and doing a bit of research of her own–for her new venture. The family began looking for just the right pop for the funeral. Maybe this is a southern thing but I’ve never seen horse drawn buggies, limos with flashing lights and music broadcasting from the outside of them. Can’t forget the pall bearers with top hats. Phaedra and the family thought all that was hot. Phaedra exclaimed that she has a knack for the funeral home business and decided to open her own. You go girl!!

Nene went to a car dealership to buy her grown son a car. This dummy with no job wanted a BMW and then a Range Rover. Nene had to tell him that she drives a $100,000 Range Rover. So he settled for a Dodge Charger. She mentioned so many times she was paying cash and bragging that she is RICH. Don’t know if Celebrity Apprentice has gone to Nene’s head but she is down right meaner this season.

Ding Ding Ding! The main event. In this corner, standing 6’3 weighing 200+ is Nene. In the other corner, 5’3, 125lbs, Sheree. Sheree had been telling people that Nene was trying to take money out of her pockets. Apparently, Sheree had an appearance and asked Nene to join her in Philly. Sheree is claiming that Nene went behind her back and stole her appearance fees.

The two met at a restaurant to hash out their issues. Nene already came in with a funky attitude while looking like a drag queen with those monkey hands. Sheree said she did and Nene said she didn’t do anything wrong. So Sheree called the promoter, Tyrone. Nene looked kind of guilty to me. Nevertheless, she called her assistant Diana. Both ladies were on the phone yelling and screaming. However, in between the shrieking it sorta seemed like the promoter proved Sheree’s allegations.

Then Nene got up and told Sheree that she was very rich and doesn’t need that small change because she was cashing Trump checks. Sheree countered with if you’re so rich, “Why haven’t you gotten your rotten teeth fixed”. Nene ran out of the restaurant so fast with Sheree on her heels still slanging insults. It’s pretty obvious Nene can dish it out but can’t take it. This is a relationship that won’t be mended anytime soon. LOL.

This season proves to be full of drama once again. I think this season needs to be scrapped. My beloved Nene has lost her funniness in exchange for bragging and big headness. I don’t know but I’ll continue to watch just to see how it ends.


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