“Jersey Shore” Season 4, Episode 3 Recap: Twinning in Italy

On the third episode of Jersey Shore season 4, tensions begin to build, and for once, Ronnie and Sammi have nothing to do with the drama.

And so it begins…

Snooki and Ronnie share some bonding time over a meal and a gym workout, and Snooki encourages Ronnie to have “the talk” with Sammi about the status of their relationship.

Deena continues her mission to snag an Italian suitor, meeting a waiter named Ellis who she dubs a “lean cuisine.”

To the nightclub…

At the club, Sammi once again hangs all over Ronnie and tries to initiate a conversation about their relationship — or lack thereof — but Ronnie opts to save the convo for when they’re sober. Deena sees her waiter/possible love interest, Ellis, and proceeds to make out with him all night, or as Sam says, “hubby it up” in the club. Meanwhile, Mike spots his latest DTF ladyfriend, Brittany.

Back at home…

In his latest attempt to start drama, Mike (while wearing a pair of Abercrobmie & Fitch sweatpants) cozies up to Snooki, tells her he loves her and says he’s only getting with other girls because she’s taken.

Brittany, one of The Twins, keeps calling the house for Mike and comes dangerously close to stalker territory, so Ronnie plays a prank by pretending to be Mike and inviting the twinship over. An hour later they show up and greet a stunned Situation, who composes himself, applies liberal amounts of hair gel and takes the pair out for breakfast with plans for more excitement later on.

“A threesome is not an easy task to accomplish,” Sitch says, “but then again, The Situation does the impossible, and I think I can get it done.”

Reunited and it feels so good…

Surprising absolutely no one, Ronnie and Sammi have a romantic rooftop talk in which Sammi swears she’s a changed person, Ron admits he’s still in love with her and the pair decide to reunite and “start over.”

“I haven’t felt this happy in 20 years — I’m not even kidding you,” Sammi says.

The Club, part two…

Back at the club, The Twins/possible stalkers show up, and Snooki encourages them to have a threesome with Mike. Mike is confident about his chances in Twinning territory, but Deena swoops in and commits a robbery, making out with Erica for the rest of the night.

“My whole menagerie went awry,” Mike said. “Right now i”m a little upset, but not too upset, because I still have one twin.”

Robbery karma…

Back at the house, recent thief Deena gets a robbery committed on her, as Vinnie begins hooking up with Erica, who then returns back to Deena’s bed. Somehow, in the Jersey Shore universe, this all makes sense.

Love pentagon…

In another part of the house, Ronnie reveals to Sammi and Jenni something Mike told him in confidence earlier in the season: Mike and Snooki supposedly slept together two months earlier, while Snooki had a boyfriend. Word gets back to a steamed Snooki, who claims Mike is lying and says their friendship is through.

Mike is upset that Ronnie broke his confidence, but Ronnie says that considering all the times Mike betrayed him in Miami and New Jersey, their guy code is nonexistent.

Hi Pauly…

Pauly D is also in this episode, though mainly to provide amusing commentary, shout periodic exclamations and make fun of Deena.

Up next…

Previews suggest that the tension between Mike and Ronnie reaches a boiling point next week. Let’s hope The Situation has health insurance.


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