Yesterday, I walked on the wild side.
Replaced roughage with mayonnaise
inhaled some second hand smoke
ignored granola , ate Snickers
avoided whole wheat muffins
scarfed down a donut or two
Okay three
Drank whiskey
not green tea
tossed away salad
ate French Fries
skipped the yogurt
downed a milk shake
ignored the tofu
devoured bacon dripping
in grease
topped off by
cholesterol -chip ice cream .
Despite the dire warnings
I was still alive the
next day.