Why do most husbands die before their wives

Why do husbands die before their wives?

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They want to.

IS a wife responsible for the husbands debt he incurred BEFORE th…?

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no not unless u live in a community property state,like texas or california.

Is the wife of a deceased husband responsible for the medical bil…?

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It depends on if the state is a community property state. If the only money the wife has is an income from social security then no because that is judgement proff. So probably not. Call an attorney in the state and ask.

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Husbands’ Quotes?

Q: I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don’t like to interrup ther. Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, “What’s on the TV?” I said, “Dust!” In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested. Why do men die before their wives? They want to. What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks. A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said “I haven’t eaten anything in four days.” She looked at him and said, “I wish I had your will power.” Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law. Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son. A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classified: “Wife Wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.” The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. First guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!” Second guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.” How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free. Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Then there was a man who said, “I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late.” A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” And the father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.

A: My wife is a double-bagger. When we’re making love, I put one over my head and one over her head. The one over my head is in case the one over her head breaks.

some husband qoutes i may have posted before but funny or true girls?

Q: In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.Why do men die before their wives? They want to.What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks.A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said “I haven’t eaten anything in four days.” She looked at him and said, “I wish I had your will power.”Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?Dad: That happens in every country, son.A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classified: “Wife Wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.First guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”Second guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free.Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.Then there was a man who said, “I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late.”A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”And the father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.

A: Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.Nonsense – all men know they only have TWO faults Everything they say and everything they do.

Girls, funny to you too or not?

Q: 1. how do men define a “50-50” relationship? We cook -they eat. we clean-they dirty. we show love -they love they get love don’t give back.2. how does a man show he’s preparing for the future? he buys two cases of beers instead of one.3. (i love this one) what do you call a handcuffed man? trustworthy.4. what do you call a man with half a brain? gifted5. Men Are Like… Blenders. You need one, but you’re not quite sure why. 6. Why are vibrators better than men? Because they never screw other women, never come in drunk, and you don’t have to do their laundry!7. Why do men die before their wives? They should. 8. Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment? A mental hospital. 9. What’s the most common cause of hearing loss amongst men? Wife saying she wants to talk to him. 10. How are men and batteries different? Batteries have a positive side. 11. Why are men like strawberries? Because they take a long time to mature and by the time they do most are rotten. 12. Why does a man have a clear conscience? Because it’s never used. 13. What’s the difference between a man and a chimpanzee? One is hairy, smelly and is always scratching himself. The other is a chimpanzee. 14. How can you tell if your husband’s dead? Sex is the same but you get the remote. 15. What’s the difference between a man and a messy room? You can straighten up a messy room. 16. Do you always tell your husband when you’ve had an orgasm?No way! I’m not going to call home every time! 17. Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company. (i think it’s that they think they can get away with anything but in fact we can kick their asses the most)]18. Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. 19. Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them. 20. How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? A.One – men will screw anything. B.One – men will screw up anything. C.Five – one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it

A: kinda.. its a little funny and most of it are actually true..