There once was a clover named Chink .
Who was called such for his love of drink .
And not just for that,
He too loved to spat .
And for that he’d give you a wink .
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There once lived a shamrock called Mouse.
Who lived in a moldy old house.
He’d sneeze every day,
And after each wheeze would say,
“I should have a nurse for a spouse” .
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