Can you make me smile today?
Q:The weather here is cold, damp and gloomy.. and even though I keep telling myself it’s a great day, and that I’m lucky to be alive, I just dont feel like a glowing ray of sunshine…
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come on over to my place go onto the jokes and riddles section it usually cheers me up oh and the singles and dating..
Pop in a funny DVD and watch it…go, get, go watch it lol!If you get over here by dinner time you can help eat this turkey :0)
YADADADAAAA(breaks into song) OHhhhh, lava is hotter than a char-broiled otter and my shoes keep stickin to the fiberglass floor, i heard you’re gloomy and bacoming more doomy so i thought id holler atcha pal TRY TO GET OUT MORE!Otherwise you are fine. Mabye its that bad coffee or the weiner dog peed on your dress shoes again.the boss is coming for dinner..have fun
go and watch a hare krishna procession
coochie coochie cooo.
You could have SAD – apparently due to lack of sunshine and lack of light. Go get out the fairy lights for Christmas and “brighten” up your day!At least you are on the inside looking out at the cold, the damp and the rain! — spare a thought for those who dont have a home – or those in the heat who would love the cool of the air.Better still — do what us females do — eat a bar of chocolate – does wonder for the “mood”
Wrap up and go for a walk to the shop to buy yourself a HUGE bar of chocolate!
Go back to bed.
I just read the top 10 lies that parents tell their kids (eg Easter Bunny, Santa, etc etc) but I have a few of my own to add, they make me giggle so hope to pass it on!1) The ice cream man only plays the music on his van when hes run out of ice cream2) Daddy is related to all policemen so you have to do as youre told3) You must name every ant that you see or bad things will happen to you4) Wine makes mummy clever5) At the end of the day, the sun sets behind that big hill there, theres a pile of old suns, they get cut up and thats where we get margarine from!6) If you put a slice of cheese into the DVD player, itll play a short film about cows7) If you put a piece of ham into the DVD player, youll get a short film about pigs8) Bran flakes are actually old scabsSo many more, but I think I’ll stop there! You smiling yet? Hugs xx
Well., you just imagine that life could be much worst than you are now. Especially if you are one half of a Siamese twin conjoined at the hip region, sharing the same asshole. Of course, it is much, much worst if he is gay. and his lover is coming over to spend the night, again! @_@
go here http://cache.defamer.com/topic/garfield.. just the pic dont care about the web site
Maybe? go and read my answer to getting rid of jeohvahs from the door a short while ago.?
it could be worse you could have herpies
A cold damp and gloomy day could turn out good for you. They arent always so bad. Sometimes I enjoy them.
Hope this will make you laugh out loud – Tom gets home late one night and his wife, Sue, says “Where in the hell have you been?”Tom replies, “I was out getting a tattoo.””A tattoo?”, she frowned. “what kind of tattoo did you get?””I got a hundred pound note tattooed on my privates,” he said, proudly.”What the hell were you thinking? Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred pound note tattooed on his privates?” “Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.Three, I like how money feels in my hand.And the best reason, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred pounds any time you want.”
you’re the cutest person in the world!ÜÜÜ
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn’t always fair, and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they themselves failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student but could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.Common Sense took a beating when you couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realise that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; by his wife, Discretion; by his daughter, Responsibility; and by his son, Reason. Heis survived by three stepbrothers: I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, I’m A Victim.Not many attended his funeral because so few realised he was gone. Smile you are on Candid Camera!
your alive, well, your on the computer thinking of random questions for random people to answer to have a good laugh at the suggestions they have put to put a smile on you obviously miserable self.its better than being 6 foot under or at work lol….cheer up
Even though the wheather around you doesn’t look nice, you sound sexy to me sweetie! Just think about finding that perfect someone today! (LIKE ME) But you can do better than me, lets see you bring sexy back baby!
Why wont bears eat clowns? ………. Because they taste funny
smile or I’ll punch you!
Enjoy it.. make yourself a cup of hot cocoa , tea, or coffee, sit back and look at the sky. Take in all the smells, sounds, and sights.. Look for unusual things you normally overlook.. Relish in the fact that nature regenerates itself and this is a part of it.. Look at the grey sky and make out the different patterns and shades of grey.. Think of it as an artists palet and look at all the irregularities in it.. I myself love damp cool weather. enjoy! ^_^
it’s 32 days away til xmas!
when i see people smiling at me, i smile back at them.hmm i hope that you will smile back at me because right now, while typing this answer, i am really smiling at you 🙂
you are a wondeful person and its nice to know thta you have taken the time to ask you dont need permission to smile .but smile and know there are people out here who love you for you!: 🙂
I just gave you a great big hug, Feel better now!xxxx
a girl goes tor her father for a prom dress. He says you know what you gotta do for daddy. She starts to suck it and looks up and says it takes like ****. He says yeah your brother needed a tuxedo. Now thats funny.
Here goes***NEWSFLASH*** Tell ALL your female friends that I can get 100 tampons for £1. No Strings attached.but for a limited period ONLY!.A bloody good deal!I know .. bad isnt it