What position can you be in so the women does not get pregnant

What position can you be in so the women does not get pregnant?

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There is not a position that a women cannot get pregnant. if she is ovulating she has the chance of getting pregnant. ChaCha.

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Have you heard of “Birth dance”? do you think it’s an empowering image for pregnant women?

Q: “Belly Dancing as Birth dance:A Labor of Love by DelilahThe movements of bellydance can aid throughout a womens’ pregnancy and in the actual birthing process. The movements used were basic and carefully initiated, combining relaxation and breathing techniques, yoga, meditation and the basic hip circle, figure eight, camel walk, bellyroll, and diaphragm flutter.What I feel I could add to the unfolding picture of this subject is in the realm of the psychological benefits that I discovered during the Dance to the Great Mother Project. Professionally performing while pregnant was the most transforming experience of my life. It opened me to realizing the range of hurtful and unfair psychological conditioning we women undergo.I performed Dance to the Great Mother during my second pregnancy. During my first I danced in clubs until 3 months, retired for a while, taught a little and basically hid out and waited. I returned to dancing 6 months after Laura Rose was born. I put dancing on hold psychologically during that time.One day during the 4th month of my second pregnancy I got a phone call to do a private party for an organization. Before hearing very much more I told the women I was on sabbatical due to my pregnancy; she got very excited and requested that I hear her out. I did, and in January 1980 I was commissioned by her regional group of family planners to perform a Birthdance. I went on to perform the dance work at various workshops across the states, and then as part of a larger concert piece called “Phases of the Moon, Faces of the Mother” with Laurel Gray, Kathy Balducci and Tahia Alibec.The experience was profound for me and for many women in the audience. After the performances they would seek me out with tears in their eyes and comments such as, “If I had only seen this dance before or during my pregnancy I would have enjoyed being pregnant instead I felt fat, ugly, I wanted to lock myself away in a closet I want my daughters to see something like this so that they will enjoy that special time in a womens’ life…”I knew what they meant. I myself had hid a way to a certain extent during my first pregnancy. This marked contrast in my activities taught me something important. I was a darn good dancer, expectant or not why should I stop if there wasn’t a health hazard? Both my pregnancies were wonderful, but there was a psychological advantage with the second one. My entire pregnancy with my second daughter Victoria, was spent masquerading around the country as Isis the Great Mother, doing what I was meant to do my entire life, celebrate life and dance! I felt fantastic! I felt like a Goddess!The deep question that arose for me was why had I not felt free to dance in a professional capacity during my first pregnancy? Not that I wanted to be in a night club while I was pregnant, but there are other venues. What was this invisible social pressure upon us as women to hide away during the most creative and glorious position of our lives? What damage is being done to a society which hasn’t any images of pregnant women doing anything powerful, creative, or physical? Couldn’t our world benefit from such healthy images of beauty and strength of Motherhood?10 research discoveries according to Suzanne McNeil:1.It’s easier for women to learn bellyroll movements when they are pregnant. This was amazing! 2.The undulation or camel walk felt uncomfortable during labor for all the subjects. The motion made it feel like there was pressure downward on the cervix. After discovering this we did not use it during labor. It did not effect anyone in class except occasionally someone in their 8th or 9th month. 3.The movements most useful during labour were in relation to the hips and lower back, i.e., the figure 8, the hip circle and the pelvic thrust (not from bellydance) 4.All the students wanted to learn these movements in their dance form because it’s more fun. A teacher could teach them separately as a technique without the bellydance name attached to it if she was hampered by a conservative community. 5.The circular movements of the pelvis could be done during labor standing, leaning on a bed or table an on hands and knees. 6.Pregnant women learned better when I placed my hand on the area of the body where the movement needed to be corrected. I would stand next to them- touching- to have them mimic the undulation. This seemed to accelerate learning. 7.Physical balance and energy increased. 8.Attitude about their body improved. 9.Indigestion during pregnancy (a common occurrence) was almost always eliminated. 10.One woman reported that her baby would kick a lot when she lay down to go to sleep. She tried using bellyrolls during the night and it did quiet the kicking.”http://visionarydance.com/BDPregnPage.htmlhttp://visionarydance.com/birthdanceB.html(the main body is an excerpt, btw. sorry it’s so long, i shortened it quite a bit, but …)

A: I’ve never heard it called that, but this might give a little more background…I’ve belly danced since I was four (family thing!) and I remember reading at some point that traditionally belly dancing is done only in the presence of other women (although men dance too; not sure where), until the wedding. Then dancers are often employed at the celebration to get the couple in the mood, and the bride’s training for doing it herself not only serves to arouse her husband but also helps her with pregnancy and childbirth later on. In any case, it’s definitely empowering!

Do you think women abuse having equal rights?

Q: Women are the biggest hypocrites when it comes to equal rights, they want to hit a man, but don’t want to be allowed to hit back. They want to join the military but they don’t want to go to war. They want everything men have with-out the responsibility that comes with being a leader. They are weaker mentally and physically and are too emotional to make rational decisions in a chaotic or stressful time. Men have ruled the world since the beginning of time and we are all still here aren’t we, why change things. I’m not trying to be sexiest but someone who is ruled by irrational thought and hormones should not be in a position of power. Women are also social chameleons and will be anything someone tells them to be, men are more keen and are meant to protect women, even the bible says men should be the leaderOk now to if women want equal right be prepared to handle the bad side toIf a women is pregnant she has the right to keep it or abort it no matter what the man says, well if you want equal rights then that means we can also make that decision for you.We shouldn’t of knocked you up? you shouldn’t have spread your legs..EQUAL RIGHTSChild support how many women do you see paying child support, you have equal rights which means get your ass out there and support your house-hold, I’ll do my 50 you do yours.Be prepared to register at 18 for the draft and when shit hits the fan you can and will be drafted just like a man, don’t say your weaker and men don’t want you covering them, we could make and all women platoon to make it fair.Be prepared to get the same jail/prison sentences as men, statistically men get the worse punishment, that should happen no longer.Its bs if a women hits a man we can’t do anything but if we hit a women she can have us hauled to jail even though she started everything, women can insult or cause argument or whatever towards men but once we open our mouths we are sexist you can no longer play the I am a girl cardHolding doors that is out the window so is me paying for your meal, buying you jewelry, picking you up at 8 and everything else men do for women on a date, I’m also done putting the seat down after I peeDon’t expect us to take care of your or protect you any longer we don’t do it for dudes why should we do it for you.Its time women return to their respected place on the social ladder or quit complaining and take all the bad things equal rights come withand I’m not sexist all of this is true not just my opinion, I respect women and think they should get all the opportunity’s men have but I do not think they should get them at an unfair advantageedit: if you read the whole thing like you are supposed to you wouldn’t of called me wrongZero: thanks for your intelligent thought, it really makes me reconsider my position

A: Not one single U.S. female will agree with anything you say. Not one. They will NEVER take any responsibility for wrongdoing. But they want AT LEAST half the credit when things go right. I won’t be a U.S. citizen in 60 days, Thank God it won’t be my problem anymore. They can go f*** somebody else over, my future wife and kids will speak spanish only, work hard for me, and i won’t ever feel the need to question my loyalty to them. Divorce rates worldwide say I’m making the right move. Get out my friend, I’m moving to the D.R., several friends of mine already have, 1 has been there 11 years now. Or go to Puerto Rico. Move out NOW. Once they realize that guys are bailing out on their foul, unfeminine, hypocritical, two faced as*es and all they have left are nightclub players that hit and quit, they’ll realize. Until then, Viva La Dominicana!!!!!!

Urgent Women and Men Pregnancy Q and A?

Q: Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than briefs?A. Yes, but you’ll have an even better chance if he doesn’t wear anything at all.Q. What is the easiest way to figure out exactly when I got pregnant?A. Have sex once a year.Q. What is the most common pregnancy craving?A. For men to be the ones who get pregnant.Q. My blood type is O-positive and my husband’s is A-negative. What if my baby is born, say, type AB-positive?A. Then the jig is up.Q. My husband and I are very attractive. I’m sure our baby will be beautiful enough for commercials. Whom should I contact about this?A. Your therapist.Q. I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?A. With any luck, right after he finishes college.Q. How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?A. If it’s the flu, you’ll get better.Q. My brother tells me that since my husband has a big nose, and genes for big noses are dominant, my baby will have a big nose as well. Is this true?A. The odds are greater that your brother will have a fat lip.Q. Since I became pregnant, My breasts, rear end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?A. Yes, your bladder.Q. Ever since I’ve been pregnant, I haven’t been able to go to bed at night without onion rings. Is this a normal craving?A. Depends on what you’re doing with them.Q. The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?A. Cause you’re fatter then they are.Q. My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational.A. So what’s your question, dipshit?Q. Will I love my dog less when the baby is born?A. No, but your husband might get on your nerves.Q. Under what circumstances can sex at the end of pregnancy bring on labor?A. When the sex is between your husband and another woman.Q. What’s the difference between a nine-months pregnant woman and a Playboy centrefold?A. Nothing, if the pregnant woman’s husband knows what’s good for him.Q. My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?A. Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.Q. When is the best time to get an epidural?A. Right after you find out you’re pregnant.Q. Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?A. Not unless the word “alimony” means anything to you.Q. I’m modest. Once I’m in the hospital to deliver, who will see me in that delicate position?A. Authorised personnel only-doctors, nurses, oderlies, photographers, florists, cleaning crews, journalists, etc.Q. Does labor cause haemorrhoids?A. Labor causes anything you want to blame it for.Q. Where is the best place to store breast milk?A. In your breasts.Q. Is there a safe alternative to breast pumps?A. Yes, baby lips.Q. What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?A. It means that the baby’s mother may want to rethink her plans to nurse.Q. How does one sanitise nipples?A. Bathe daily and wear a clean bra. It beats boiling them in a saucepan.Q. What are the terrible twos?A. Your breasts after baby stops nursing cold turkey.Q. What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A. When you see teeth marks.Q. What is the grasp reflex?A. The reaction of new fathers when they see a new mother’s breasts.Q. Can a mother get pregnant while nursing?A. Yes, but it’s much easier if she removes the baby from her breast and puts him to sleep first.Q. What happens to disposable diapers after they’re thrown away?A. They are stored in a silo in the Midwest, in the event of global chemical warfare.Q. Do I have to have a baby shower?A. Not if you change the baby’s diaper very quickly.Q. What causes baby blues?A. Tanned, hard-bodied bimbos.Q. What is colic?A. A reminder for new parents to use birth control.Q. What are night terrors?A. Frightening episodes in which the new mother dreams she’s pregnant again.Q. Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?A. When the kids are in college

A: Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew all about it. If any mischief occurred in their town, the two boys were probably involved. The boys’ mother heard that a preacher in town had b een successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, ‘Do you know where God is, son?’ The boy’s mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, ‘Where is God?’ Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face and bellowed, ‘Where is God?’ The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and do ve into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, ‘What happened?’ The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, ‘We are in BIG trouble this time,’ (I just LOVE reading this next line again and again:) ‘GOD is missing, and they think we did it!