What is a pregnant woman jokes

Why dont pregnant women enjoy jokes about deseaced babies ??

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theyre water broke before you got to finish the joke xP

What are some good jokes about pregnant women

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Q: What do you call a pregnancy that begins while using birth control ? A: A misconception

Why don’t pregnant women like dead baby jokes?

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same reason cancer patients dont like cancer jokes. Not tastfule or funny, their rude, stupid and hateful. Get it now#?

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April Fools joke for a pregnant woman?

Q: I am 27 weeks pregnant, and my fiance just got me on a April Fools. He had his buddy he works with call me and say that they were working on base, and the guy my fiance was working with was holding some weed. And that they got busted and were detaining both of them for 48 hrs. And that he had all his stuff to come pick it up from the shop. And that my fiance would call me when he could.I want to do one on him…I don’t know what. Don’t want to use labor, he already knows the sex, and my appointment isn’t until Monday, or else I’d tell him we were having twins.Help guys!

A: Have some one call you home. And act as a doctor and tell him to tell you that you’re having triplets 🙂

What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?

Q: Don’t tell me this joke is older than you cuz I know.

A: you can unscrew a lightbulb

Some woman think they can’t get pregnant while pregnant. DO YOU?

Q: It’s a true fact that woman can get pregnant while being pregnant. Here is the article I found to prove that it can happen.Click Here!Pregnant Woman Gets Pregnant Again!September 24, 2009 at 12:00 PM by Cafe MicheleZ – Comments (8) * Share * * add to kirtsypregnant woman pregnant againThis morning my husband called me to his computer to show me a news report he found about a pregnant woman getting pregnant again.We’re having twins and while I’m 26 weeks along, we still joke about what if we got pregnant again when we have sex. It’s not a funny haha joke.I was told my twins were conceived on different days — granted only two or three days apart the doctors seem to think — but still different days, yet they are still twins. It’s called superfetation. My husband likes to think it was his super sperm.But this Arkansas woman, Julia Grovenberg, had two and a half weeks between the two conceptions. Still, why wasn’t I that impressed?I’ll blame my hormones. I think it’s fantastic, yes. Fascinating? Absolutely. And now that I’m thinking about it more, two and a half weeks could affect the birth day. Will they be born on the same day? Is there a risk to the younger baby?A specialist told me of a woman who birthed one twin one day, but the other twin wasn’t ready. She went home and delivered that twin a couple of weeks later. But does that still make them twins? Technically, in my non-medical opinion, I would say yes.ABC News interviewed some doctors on getting pregnant during pregnancy and they all agreed that it is a rare occurrence considering the two and a half weeks of time, but also say that many twins are conceived on different days, days closer together like in my case, yet it’s not reported or studied.OK, I’m impressed. I think it’s beautiful whenever any baby is conceived and I hope all goes well with the Grovenberg’s pregnancy and delivery. Those siblings will have quite the story to tell someday.What do you think of this pregnant woman getting pregnant again?It can happen to any woman. You don’t have to have 2 of everything.I know that it’s not an important thing but there are woman out there who keep saying it’s not possible but it is. Just wanted to put it out there.

A: I saw this on the news – this will anwser your questions.http://wearestjohns.com/pregnant-woman-pregnant.html