What does it mean if your lips get bigger when you are pregnant

What does it mean if your lips get bigger when you are pregnant?

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During pregnancy a woman’s hormones go a little haywire. These hormones cause certain body parts to enlarge, including the lips. ChaCha!

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Q: Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than briefs?A. Yes, but you’ll have an even better chance if he doesn’t wear anything at all.Q. What is the easiest way to figure out exactly when I got pregnant?A. Have sex once a year.Q. What is the most common pregnancy craving?A. For men to be the ones who get pregnant.Q. My blood type is O-positive and my husband’s is A-negative. What if my baby is born, say, type AB-positive?A. Then the jig is up.Q. My husband and I are very attractive. I’m sure our baby will be beautiful enough for commercials. Whom should I contact about this?A. Your therapist.Q. I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?A. With any luck, right after he finishes college.Q. How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?A. If it’s the flu, you’ll get better.Q. My brother tells me that since my husband has a big nose, and genes for big noses are dominant, my baby will have a big nose as well. Is this true?A. The odds are greater that your brother will have a fat lip.Q. Since I became pregnant, My breasts, rear end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?A. Yes, your bladder.Q. Ever since I’ve been pregnant, I haven’t been able to go to bed at night without onion rings. Is this a normal craving?A. Depends on what you’re doing with them.Q. The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?A. Cause you’re fatter then they are.Q. My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational.A. So what’s your question, dipshit?Q. Will I love my dog less when the baby is born?A. No, but your husband might get on your nerves.Q. Under what circumstances can sex at the end of pregnancy bring on labor?A. When the sex is between your husband and another woman.Q. What’s the difference between a nine-months pregnant woman and a Playboy centrefold?A. Nothing, if the pregnant woman’s husband knows what’s good for him.Q. My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?A. Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.Q. When is the best time to get an epidural?A. Right after you find out you’re pregnant.Q. Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?A. Not unless the word “alimony” means anything to you.Q. I’m modest. Once I’m in the hospital to deliver, who will see me in that delicate position?A. Authorised personnel only-doctors, nurses, oderlies, photographers, florists, cleaning crews, journalists, etc.Q. Does labor cause haemorrhoids?A. Labor causes anything you want to blame it for.Q. Where is the best place to store breast milk?A. In your breasts.Q. Is there a safe alternative to breast pumps?A. Yes, baby lips.Q. What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?A. It means that the baby’s mother may want to rethink her plans to nurse.Q. How does one sanitise nipples?A. Bathe daily and wear a clean bra. It beats boiling them in a saucepan.Q. What are the terrible twos?A. Your breasts after baby stops nursing cold turkey.Q. What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A. When you see teeth marks.Q. What is the grasp reflex?A. The reaction of new fathers when they see a new mother’s breasts.Q. Can a mother get pregnant while nursing?A. Yes, but it’s much easier if she removes the baby from her breast and puts him to sleep first.Q. What happens to disposable diapers after they’re thrown away?A. They are stored in a silo in the Midwest, in the event of global chemical warfare.Q. Do I have to have a baby shower?A. Not if you change the baby’s diaper very quickly.Q. What causes baby blues?A. Tanned, hard-bodied bimbos.Q. What is colic?A. A reminder for new parents to use birth control.Q. What are night terrors?A. Frightening episodes in which the new mother dreams she’s pregnant again.Q. Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?A. When the kids are in college

A: Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew all about it. If any mischief occurred in their town, the two boys were probably involved. The boys’ mother heard that a preacher in town had b een successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, ‘Do you know where God is, son?’ The boy’s mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, ‘Where is God?’ Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face and bellowed, ‘Where is God?’ The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and do ve into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, ‘What happened?’ The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, ‘We are in BIG trouble this time,’ (I just LOVE reading this next line again and again:) ‘GOD is missing, and they think we did it!

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Q: its for 8th grade english and i’ll give you the second half because all of it doesnt fit:“Hi mom.” I greeted her.“Hi Will, how was your day at school?” she asked.“Good.” I said. My typical answer.” Where’s dad?” She started slicing the farmers cheese into rectangles for the crackers and said,“He left while I was napping. He’s probably just getting something at the store.” she answered. “And..Will?” she looked up. “ I think we should talk about yesterday.” She paused, waiting for me to say something, but I just stood there waiting for her to tell me about why they were fighting.“Honey, your father lost his job.” I then felt bad for him. He had had his job for longer than I was born.“I’m sorry you had to hear us yelling at each other like that. But we fight because we love each other.” I didn’t really understand that part, but I was happy she told me.“Well why was he all dizzy?” I asked, the question that had been bothering me ever since he walked through the door. My mom looked disturbed by the question and simply said, “That’s what happens when you lose your job, honey.” There was a mysterious lie in her eyes, but I pretended it wasn’t there. “Will, I have some very good news for you and your father when he gets back.” She said excitedly. That’s when we heard the car driving up on the gravel road. I was anxious to hear what the surprise was, and waited for my dad to come in. What I saw through the screen door walking to us was not anything what I expected. There was a man that looked just like my dad, but entirely different. He had blood shot eyes that were drooping, and couldn’t walk straight. He was carrying some sort of glass bottle and I all of a sudden could smell the bitter smell again. But this time, it was everywhere. My dad stumbled up the steps and opened the door. “No..” I heard my mother whisper. I was scared. I felt like my dad was a stranger to me. My mom sighed, and started to speak,“ Jon, dear, I have good news” she said hesitating. “I-I..” she smiled, relieved to see my dad look up. I could see her chest heave as she took in a big breath, “I’m pregnant.” My heart fluttered. A brother? A sister? No words could explain how happy I was. What room would my new sibling sleep in? How long would it take for it to be born? I was in too much bliss to see my dad’s face changing colors. First pale, then pink, and lastly, a dark red. My mom’s smile quickly dropped, as did mine. “What did you say?” he asked through gritted teeth. My mom backed up slightly.“Jon, I-I’m pregnant! This is what we wanted remember?” Her voice was slow and careful. “What do you mean this is what we wanted?!” he spat at her, “We have no MONEY!” he grabbed the wooden chair that he and I had made together last summer, and threw it into the wall, shattering it to pieces. My whole body flinched and sweat was dewing up all over my body.“Jon, please. Can we talk about this? At least when your not dru-” she glanced at me and looked down. I could tell she was on the verge of tears. A few had already escaped my eyes, and I tried my best to hold it in. Seeing him like this made me feel more than sorry for my mom. It was like watching a puppy get yelled at; she just couldn’t do anything about it. My dad took a big gulp of a drink out of the glass bottle and wiped his mouth off with the back of his hand, looking as if he was preparing for something. He stepped right in front of my mom pursing his lips. I was thinking he was going to give her a hug and apologize, only if he didn’t have that look on his face. The look of a stranger. All of a sudden, In one swift movement, he drew his hand back and slapped my mom hard across the face making her ram into the wall. ‘NO!” I shouted, a waterfall of tears spilling out of my eyes. I sprinted over to my mom, but he shoved me back.“Get outa here boy!” he roared at me. I cowered on the ground, praying she and the baby were alright. My dad turned back to my mom and started kicking her hard in the side. Right next to the baby. “You.Filthy.piece of.CRAP!” he spat between kicks. Adrenaline pulsed through me as I watched this man abuse my mother. He wasn’t my dad anymore, he was a murderer. And I had to help. He took another gulp of his drink and laughed sickeningly. With all of his attention on her, I quickly sprung up and headed toward the only weapon I could find. The glass bottle that was on the ground lying right next to him. He got down to her eye level and spat right into her face. That’s when all the anger exploded out of me. I grabbed the glass bottle and whammed it into his face. Glass shards and blood was all over him, as he stood up.“I’m.. gonna..kill….you..” But I could see the fight was over. His eyes rolled back into his head, and he passed out.

A: 1. Hi mom I greeted her, is redundant. Get rid of the explanation.2. Erase she asked. Its obvious. 3. How about, I blew her off with the typical answer. Other then that, I got swept away. Not expecting violence to take over from the very start. I give it a 10/10Powerful, moving, suspenseful! Want to read more!

1-10, Give this little piece from my new song a rating.?

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