What are Dairy Queen Jokes

How do you call a milkman on high heels?…..A Dairy Queen!…..I…?

http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/438314?ref=W_Ask&utm_source=Ask

HA! HA! Yup, that’s a silly one alright, but it is just as ridiculous to call them mom. I’m not even going into the fact of using the word how instead of what. This statement is silly, not because men haven’t or can’t wear high heels. It’s …

Related Questions Answered on Y!Answers

What do you think of my new jokes?

Q: Who did Smoothie King marry? Dairy Queen.How do you wake up lady gaga? Poker Face.What is Steve Jobs middle name? Hand.When someone is annoying,how do you be the bigger person? Buy some stilts.

A: oh holyey crapp. the lady gaga joke is killer. ditch the smoothy king joke and the stilts joke. and the hand one isn’t really a joke more than dirty witisisum.

What do u think of these jokes?

Q: Yo’ momma is so old…she knew mr. clean when he had an afro!How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King forgot to wrap his wopper!

A: I like the second one 🙂 lol

well, since we don’t have MENS’S studies?

Q: what are the disgusting things women do that piss off men?Women or men can answer. I just got through reading what men do to piss off women, and afterward I felt a lot better about goosing at the fat girl at Dairy Queen while farting like a gatling gun and making barefoot and preggers jokes and not taking a bath or clipping my toenails since Nixon was president and tossing my filthy underwear at the Mexican maid like she was a hat rack (and trying to bang her too) and trying to get a BJ (after I got shot down by the maid) by bribing my maybe soon to be ex-wife with a half melted Dilly bar and promises that from here on out I’d go out in the hall to fart, and I thought the least I could do is give the women a chance to feel all gooder about themselves, too.No need to thank me, just be HONEST.atchoo….honk…SPRAZZbriarBArkSKEbrarraaazzz…..BELCHBarkSKreeBArk…..BELCHBarkSKreeBArk…..BELCHI don’t like the sneaky farts……They blame ’em on the dog.serious this time. One disgusting thing they do is wait for you to go out of town, then drain all the bank accounts, take EVERYTHING out of the house, grab the kids and RUN OFF to a different state because they found somebody else. Hit you up for child support and do their dead level best to screw you over on visitation.But hell. We fart. We deserve it, yo?

A: Careful man, this is enemy territory for us. There’s a LOT of liberated women in this section.I’m disgusted by women when they:1. Use guilt trips (I cannot believe the level they stoop to without shame).2. Complain and gripe to each other about how terrible their husbands (or boyfriends, or brothers) are.3. Try to exert complete control over you through their scheming.4. Chew on their skin (I swear, a lot of them do it).5. Yeah, their period is disgusting.6. Dress immodestly (implying that we are incapable of caring about anything but sex).7. Act superior (you’ve seen them rolling their eyes with each other about us).All that said, I am thrilled to say that I have met a few girls in my life who do none of this, and am looking forward to marrying one someday. Keep looking man, they are out there.